The Place to Take a Humor Break
Nobody knows exactly how he does it but Thirsty Dave exudes an alcoholic glow that women find irresistible rather than irritable. It seems to matter not that he speaks in tongues, unknown to the sober. […]
If your boyfriend says he’d catch a grenade for you, don’t be flattered. Clearly he’d rather die than stay in that relationship. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 7, 2014 Me: *splashes warm water on face* […]
Yesterday, I didn’t tell you about the very unusual, specific Windows error messages I’ve been getting. The messages are personal and seem to be picking on me. Without going into a long story, I obtained […]
Me: Now do you believe me? Wife: The fridge isn’t haunted. Me: Then who made all that ice? Wife: *walks away* Me: WHO?! — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 6, 2014 Wife: How much do you […]
If you surround yourself with positive people, positivity will rub off you. If you surround yourself with negative people, negativity will run through you faster than the Millennium Falcon being chased by The Enterprise across […]
Me: I fixed our daughter’s hair. Wife: That’s not a barrette. It’s a chip clip. Women are so picky. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 5, 2014 My 1-year-old wants to be a mermaid when she […]
A new character and new video from the very funny Daily Fiber Films [embedplusvideo height=”252″ width=”372″ editlink=”http://bit.ly/1icHxfu” standard=”http://www.youtube.com/v/8hDPjz6zdnA?fs=1″ vars=”ytid=8hDPjz6zdnA&width=372&height=252&start=&stop=&rs=w&hd=0&autoplay=0&react=1&chapters=¬es=” id=”ep3681″ /]
When people want to insinuate that a politician is heinous and bordering on evil, they sometimes play the Nazi card. You’ve seen those Obama-with-little-mustache photos from followers of that one guy (I think his name […]
This just in: The Oxford dictionary has decided to add travoltafied to their 2015 edition. When asked why their reply was simple, “Twitter seems to like it. Why not?” They added, ” and we are […]