Awesome Me
Some people don’t bother telling you how awesome they are, for fear of looking stupid. I have no fear of this for looking stupid is one of the few free things we have left. Most […]
Tag: funny
Unicorn Bites 11/14/13
3-year-old: Daddy, I don’t want hair that looks like yours. Me: What does my hair look like? 3: Like stupid. She gets her tact from me. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 14, 2013 […]
HumorOutcasts Radio – Interview with Amber Jerome~Norrgard
Poet and author Amber Jerone-Norrgard joined me on HumorOutcasts Radio last night. She is one of the most prolific writers I know with two more books recently released Daybreak, a Collection of Poetry and Interpretations, […]
The Information Age and I
I just found out that the year I was born also saw the launch of the first big, useful computer, named ENIAC (History of Computers). I get blamed for a lot of things, but never […]
Thoreau-back Thursday!
On Thursday, July 23, 1846, Henry David Thoreau was thrown in jail for refusing to pay his poll tax to a government that supported slavery. He took some solace in having enjoyed “Hot Wings Wednesday” […]
How would you like it, if someone turned you on and then left?
I wouldn’t call myself a conservationist but I do conserve money by being mean and not buying presents for anyone including myself. As much as I’m a truly terrible person, a wind of change has […]
Unicorn Bites 11/13/13
3-year-old: Why did you stop? Me: B/c the car in front of us stopped 3: You can drive over them I’m not letting her drive until she’s 30. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November […]
Traveling Faster than Superman!
I remember watching the reruns of Star Trek as a kid and thinking, “If only we could beam ourselves anywhere we wanted to go.” Well, that is not going to happen anytime soon; however, entrepreneur […]
Unicorn Bites 11/12/13
You’re officially an adult when you realize pessimism and wisdom are basically the same thing. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 12, 2013 Some pregnant women crave fruit or chocolate. My wife ate a […]