The Place to Take a Humor Break
Me: "Am I pretty?" 3-year-old daughter: "Boys aren’t pretty. They’re handsome." Me: "Am I handsome?" 3-year-old: "No." — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 22, 2013 Turning on a guy is like flipping a light […]
I am the fastest man to have ever walked out of a woman’s shoe shop and that’s a fact but it’s also a story for another day. Today we concentrate on a study that […]
Me: Let’s go to a photographer 3: I’m scared of tigers M: I said "photographer." He takes pictures 3: Don't let a tiger take my picture — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 21, 2013 […]
A woman’s look can soothe the poison and make the demons disappear. A woman’s look can make the greatest cynic, smile away the fear. A woman’s look can ignite the torch that sets the flame. […]
Is it “for fuck’s sake” or “for fuck sake?” I need it to be grammatically correct because it’s my turn to say grace at Thanksgiving. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 21, 2013 3-year-old: […]
You gotta love Qatar. A Middle Eastern neighbor to Saudi Arabia, it has an absolute monarchy that’s been ruled by one family since the mid-19th century. It’s still illegal to criticize the leader. But unlike […]
It’s sad when you read stories about people being taken for a ride. But if this story is legit, this would be a happy event. A woman named Linda Ducharme in Florida (and this stuff […]
James Martin was a young adult. Like most teenagers, he liked to goof around and play on the video game console. He had big ideas but he, like all people at some stage in life, […]
Me: Why do you love me? Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying? Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart* — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 19, 2013 Me: What do […]
Sugartastic Daddy John sat back and surveyed his kingdom. He was a certain age, with a list of accomplishments as long as a minus symbol and enough money to last him until lunch. He was […]