The Unbelievable Things
I found myself in a situation, not to my liking. My eyes bounced off the walls and refused to acknowledge what was happening before them. Often I tell people about unbelievable things because unbelievable things […]
Tag: funny
Unicorn Bites 11/30/13
My 3-year-old daughter said, “Daddy, can you please go away now?” She’s already turning into her mother. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 30, 2013 How many fucks I give is directly proportional to […]
No Kitty Noses in the Banana Bread!
Dear Cat: 1. Cats cannot taste sweetness in food. Your taste buds are not built that way. Mine are. 2. Cats don’t like bananas. 3. Therefore, cats do not like banana bread, which is sweet […]
Unicorn Bites 11/29/13
When I hear about shoppers who die on Black Friday, I worry because my mom is out there right now & she’s probably the one who killed them. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November […]
Saudi Cleric Says Women Driver Ban Keeps Evil Out
A Saudi cleric said that the ban against female drivers will keep evil from entering their society. One of the cleric’s wives was disappointed in her husband’s views saying, “Wow, I missed one red light […]
Do me a favor
For special occasions like birthdays, anniversaries and Thursdays, Jill Y prefers a present with a personal touch. The present doesn’t have to cost much, it just has to be something that a bit of time […]
Unicorn Bites 11/28/13
Me: "Sex?" Wife: "Sure. Just let me finish this book first." *turns to page 2 of “Game of Thrones”* — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 28, 2013 He liked being 29 because that […]
Let’s not talk about music now.
In Greek mythology, Echo was a mountain nymph who loved the sound of her own voice. I too love the sound of my own voice although not as much as I hate The Voice. Bill […]
Unicorn Bites 11/27/13
My wife has a catchphrase. It’s “no.” — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 27, 2013 “No, I can’t ‘make’ time for you. Time can’t be created or destroyed. LEARN SCIENCE, MOTHER FUCKER.” That Jehovah’s […]
Liquid Thanksgiving from the Bare Nekked Chef Recipe #22
Daily Fiber Films celebrates Thanksgiving: [embedplusvideo height=”352″ width=”476″ editlink=”http://bit.ly/17VRTJM” standard=”http://www.youtube.com/v/gnARMIj76fU?fs=1″ vars=”ytid=gnARMIj76fU&width=476&height=352&start=&stop=&rs=w&hd=0&autoplay=0&react=1&chapters=¬es=” id=”ep5916″ /]