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Tag: humor
Anniversary symbols in desperate need of a makeover
Wedding anniversaries have symbols to commemorate each year of matrimony, and serve as a gift-giving guide. Think of anniversary gifts as presents that contribute to your spouse’s continued presence. These traditional symbols may have made […]
Casey At the Splat
Much will be written about baseball for the rest of this season, as it is every season. The most remarkable thing about the sport, this year as every year, however, is not the number of […]
NOT SURE IF YOU’RE ACTUALLY HAVING SEX? I CAN HELP.
When I stumbled upon evidence that the man I’d loved and trusted for 20 years had a secret girlfriend for the past 10 of those years, he tried to deny it. “We never had sex!” […]
Married to an Identical Twin
Carolyn, my significant other, is an identical twin. And while she and her sister are easy to tell apart now, that has not always been the case. Distinguishing which is which in photos before the […]
The Transyl-vein-ia traveler weary of same old charming trips
By Togo Ornottogo Staff Trav-Hell Writer For those tired of magical sunsets on idyllic tropical beaches, clean, fresh-air hikes through majestic mountains and the vibrant nightlife of cool, cosmopolitan cities, it’s time to explore Transyl-vein-ia, […]
Life with Harmony the Cat: The Ten Commandments for Humans
My name is Harmony and I am a cat. Now that we have established that, I’ll get to the point. There is a two-legged, mostly hairless creature who lives in my house. I call her […]
An Olympic Undertaking
SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK Despite being on opposite sides of the world, there are similarities between this year’s Olympics in Rio, and the Games two years ago in Russia. There was all sorts of […]