Goodness, Gracious, Great Balls of Fire!
Last evening, I made red beans and rice for dinner. For a kick, I added a fresh jalapeno from my garden to the pot. I deseeded, sliced, diced, and chopped. I was very careful to […]
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The Worst Blind Date Ever Award
Congratulations! It is with great pleasure I bestow on you the award for the Worst Blind Date Ever. This is an honor which many have striven for, but few have achieved. Not only are spectacular […]
A Modern Rejection of a Classic Novel
Bram Stoker’s classic novel Dracula was published in 1897, thus beginning our love affair with literary, and eventually cinematic, vampires. It’s a good thing Bram’s book was the first of its kind published because his […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive my husband for his lack of respect. When asked by our Pastor why he hasn’t attended church service in over a year his reply was, “I’ve been attending a new church, […]
Comedian Wendy Liebman’s Hilarious Success
Wendy Liebman has been keeping audiences laughing for decades. This week she proved she has what it takes to beat the competition and make it to Radio City Music Hall. Liebman will be heading to […]
It’s A Family Affair! Kathy Garver Shares Her “Cissy” Memories
She portrayed one of the most cheerful and cutest teenagers on prime time, so when I had the opportunity to chat with Family Affair’s (1966-1971) Kathy Garver for my podcast Whine At 9, I was excited […]
Kathy’s Points to Remember
Never enter a revolving door or turnstile in front of someone who is bigger, stronger and faster than you are, unless you want to learn to fly. The meek shall fall to the earth. Neither […]
Assembly Required
I finally got the thing put together and in place, but only after it fell apart about six times and hit me on the head. I keep waiting for it to explode in a clang […]
How to Keep Sane When Doing a Repetitive, Boring Job
Pick up a load of paper from a box. Take a few of them in my hand. Offer them as a sacrifice to the shredder god. Listen to the loud noise and watch the paper […]
A Catholic Kid’s Semi-Rotten Childhood III
My father was a sucker for a second-hand bargain. He was a smart, hard-drinking, gregarious, temperamental but soft-hearted, sensitive and very honest man who loved animals and trusted everyone. The two or three times he […]