Nature Sucks
The word nature is derived from the latin word natura, or “that which gets under my skin more than adipose tissue”. I won’t have anyone coming around here, extolling the virtues of nature because I […]
Tag: humour
He wanted to be the bread winner so he decided to become a baker.
Between the ducking and diving, Bon Jovi hating and general awesomeness, there’s rarely much time for anything else, least of all watching television. My favorite show will be back for its last season soon. It’s […]
When I Was Your Age …
One of the things that I am determined NOT to become is a cranky old person. Okay, it’s easy to see why a lot of old people turn into curmudgeons. It can be hard to […]
The reflexes of those who are broke.
You may not know this but bad news is not good news. Bad news travels faster than a bad Sarah Jessica Parker/horse joke. I travel by bus because I don’t have a helicopter or a […]
Survey: Does this look like the French flag?
When life gives you lemons, find a way to increase their value and sell those bad boys. If you ask Thirsty Dave what he thinks about lemons, he would probably ask if they’re filled with […]
I’m Not Old; I’m Just Maturity-Enhanced
Old people are cool. They have to be cool, because aging is not for wimps, especially for those who are determined to overcome the effects of time. That requires intelligence, guts, determination and nerve. Have […]
Despite my vast knowledge of The 2 Stooges and the trick where I make beer disappear, there isn’t any logic that can come close to explaining the absurd anomaly that this is.
I think it was someone smart who said something with lots of big words that most of us couldn’t understand and by most of us, I mean me and by me, I mean, only me. […]
Fire Penguin Disco Panda
The man with the permanent smile, insisted on being called “Panda”. There was no way that I was not going to ask him why he wished to be addressed by such a ridiculous name so […]
Dress For Success
According to the word on the street, when two women wear the same dress in the same location at the same time, a bitter chill fills the air. The first time I met Jill Y, […]