I Hate These Things and So Would You!

Bagpipes. If any musical instrument can be called an invention of Satan, it’s the bagpipe. It wouldn’t be so bad if bagpipes were confined to the Scottish Highlands, where the quaintness factor makes them bearable […]

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Some people are gone to the dogs.

When the door is open, it can often be mistaken as an invitation to take a look around but this is not always the case. I think you should take a moment to think about […]

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The key to it all.

Please allow me to introduce myself; I’m a multi-talented, multi-faceted, multi-dimensional genius full of humility and grace. This is how I introduce myself to people who I don’t want to spend time with. Sometimes the […]

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Climbing My Family Tree Again

Because of the reaction to my first piece revealing some interesting aspects of my family history,* I have decided to continue with a couple more colorful revelations. Did I ever tell you about my cousin […]

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How to make more money.

They say the simplest ideas are the best and as far as simple goes, it doesn’t get any easier than this. My idea wasn’t so much about reinventing the wheel as changing the perception of […]

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Things that should be on Kim Kardashian’s baby registry

Unless you live in a cave without internet access*, and/or you do something more productive than peruse gossip magazines while waiting in line at the grocery store, you know by now that Kim Kardashian is […]

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Yesterday, my blood boiled to such a degree that it thought it was in a sauna, in a furnace, in an embarrassed volcano that had to get something off its mind.

I’m not the type of mocker who looks at a picture of someone and slaps the face of that someone in the picture. Well, not usually. Yesterday, my blood boiled to such a degree that […]

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Pleasures

When you get up in the morning, you might have to go to work or take the kids to school or try to prevent Bon Jovi from getting anywhere near musical instruments. You might have […]

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The record of the cat.

It’s good to be happy. The chemicals produced by happiness are far more potent that the stuff Sugartastic Daddy John can get his hands on, on the street or so the word on the street […]

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