Unicorn Bites 9/16/13
“You look like you’ve lost weight. Are you on meth?” I’m bad at giving compliments. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 16, 2013 Miley Cyrus: “Only God can judge me.” God: “Deal.” *unleashes 97 […]
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Unicorn Bites 9/13/13
Men have told the history of entire nations in fewer words than it took my wife to explain how she saved 38 cents on a bag of grapes. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September […]
Unicorn Bites 9/12/13
A group of wolves is called a pack. A group of geese is called a gaggle. A group of skanks is called a sorority. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 12, 2013 Wife: What’re […]
Unicorn Bites 9/8/13
My metabolism gives me exactly two options when I eat: I can be hungry, or I can be fat, with nothing in between. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 8, 2013 “Magnum” is the […]
HumorOutcasts Radio – Interview with James Breakwell
A great show with comedy writer James Breakwell. Known for his incredibly funny tweets about his family, kids and life in general, James is getting a lot of notice and even Reader’s Digest will be […]