Unicorn Bites 11/19/13
Me: Why do you love me? Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying? Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart* — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 19, 2013 Me: What do […]
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Unicorn Bites 11/4/13
Me: Will you ever stop loving me? Wife: I didn't know I ever started. Then we high-fived and went back to not speaking to each other. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 4, 2013 […]
Cutting Off His Best Assets
This is what happens when you don’t think with your head –or at least the right one . In China, a man depressed about his love life took drastic action to permanently fix his situation. […]
HumorOutcasts Radio – Interview with Deb Martin-Webster
Deb Martin-Webster visited this week and so we had a fun and spontaneous show!! Many thanks to Deb for being a great co-host. Click on Deb’s name below to hear the interview and also check […]
HumorOutcasts Radio – Interview with Deb Martin-Webster
I love when Deb Martin-Webster comes to visit. We never know what is going to be discussed! A very fun interview and many thanks to Deb for being the big voice when mine yesterday decided […]
Hildi’s Garden
The first sign that things were not normal came when Uncle Pete, Grandma Hildi’s son, tried to sell her old house. It was a two-story white frame wood house with a huge front porch, like […]
I bet Bob Seger didn’t think about that…
If Bob Seger loved old time rock and roll so much, he should have done something other than write a “new-time” rock and roll song about it. I would think a t-shirt would have […]
Unicorn Bites 10/1/13
Me: “There’s something in my shoe.” My wife: “What is it?” Me: “My foot.” I’m as amazed as anyone that she occasionally has sex with me. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 1, 2013 […]
A letter to my beer
Dear beer, Thanks for last night. I had such an amazing time with you and your friends. You were incredible. I’m sorry I initially resisted the urge to see you, but deep down I knew […]
What is Love?
I love the sound of my own voice but what is love and why do we crave it so much? Questions like this are far too serious for me to even attempt to understand and […]