HumorOutcasts Radio – Interview with Deb Martin-Webster
I love when Deb Martin-Webster comes to visit. We never know what is going to be discussed! A very fun interview and many thanks to Deb for being the big voice when mine yesterday decided […]
Tag: love
Hildi’s Garden
The first sign that things were not normal came when Uncle Pete, Grandma Hildi’s son, tried to sell her old house. It was a two-story white frame wood house with a huge front porch, like […]
I bet Bob Seger didn’t think about that…
If Bob Seger loved old time rock and roll so much, he should have done something other than write a “new-time” rock and roll song about it. I would think a t-shirt would have […]
Unicorn Bites 10/1/13
Me: “There’s something in my shoe.” My wife: “What is it?” Me: “My foot.” I’m as amazed as anyone that she occasionally has sex with me. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 1, 2013 […]
A letter to my beer
Dear beer, Thanks for last night. I had such an amazing time with you and your friends. You were incredible. I’m sorry I initially resisted the urge to see you, but deep down I knew […]
What is Love?
I love the sound of my own voice but what is love and why do we crave it so much? Questions like this are far too serious for me to even attempt to understand and […]
Unicorn Bites 9/8/13
My metabolism gives me exactly two options when I eat: I can be hungry, or I can be fat, with nothing in between. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 8, 2013 “Magnum” is the […]
Ryan Gosling should break up with Eva Mendes because….
I’m sure Ryan is reading this, as I’m sure he reads all of my writing. He doesn’t come out and say he likes what I write, but I know he’s reading. So Ryan, here are […]
Horoscope of Painful Truth, Love Edition
ARIES: That person whose car you deliberately ram into today because she/he cuts you off in traffic was supposed to be the one true love of your life. That will never happen now, because he/she […]
