Unicorn Bites 9/8/13
My metabolism gives me exactly two options when I eat: I can be hungry, or I can be fat, with nothing in between. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 8, 2013 “Magnum” is the […]
Tag: love
Ryan Gosling should break up with Eva Mendes because….
I’m sure Ryan is reading this, as I’m sure he reads all of my writing. He doesn’t come out and say he likes what I write, but I know he’s reading. So Ryan, here are […]
Horoscope of Painful Truth, Love Edition
ARIES: That person whose car you deliberately ram into today because she/he cuts you off in traffic was supposed to be the one true love of your life. That will never happen now, because he/she […]
Cheers! A Wedding Toast To The Couple You Don’t Like
We’ve all seen it happen: A train wreck of a marriage, headed down a one-way track to Miseryville, with a small layover at Domestic Violence, USA. Whether it’s family, friends, or the librarian we’ve befriended in an effort […]
Love Messages To My Husband….Sort Of
My husband never listens to voicemails from me. I find this strange because if I got voicemail from me, I would listen immediately. In fact, I might actually ignore the call from me just so […]
HumorOutcasts Radio – with Deb Martin-Webster
A fun show last night with Deb Martin-Webster. She is always a blast to chat with. We talked about everything from Bigfoot to HumorOutcasts.com, HumorOutcasts Press and Shorehouse Books. We have plans for Deb this […]
Things that should be on Kim Kardashian’s baby registry
Unless you live in a cave without internet access*, and/or you do something more productive than peruse gossip magazines while waiting in line at the grocery store, you know by now that Kim Kardashian is […]
HumorOutcasts Radio – with Deb Martin Webster
This week on HumorOutcasts Radio, my guest was Deb Martin-Webster. Deb is always an entertaining guest and we chatted about her work at Biltmore in North Carolina, HumorOutcasts.com, A Canine’s Guide to the Good Life […]
Everybody Blames the Baby Boomers
I’m a Baby Boomer. My father came back from World War II and I was born very shortly after that. If you believe the statistics, many, many others followed us early postwar arrivals into the […]