Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/6/26
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about free condoms for the athletes at the Winter Olympics, don’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any […]
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Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/20/26
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the Bill Gates STI, don’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is […]
Olympic Sized Thoughts
(These aren’t really Olympic sized thoughts–just small thoughts on the Olympics which, possibly, I wrote eight years ago. The thoughts, not the Olympics.) Probably the only downhill sport I’d have a chance of making […]
What I Did Today
Venus. It’s hot. Woke up, got up, showed, and dressed. I graciously accept a medal for Achievement in Adulting. Went to my office. Saw no bunnies outside my window. Got bored. Dabbled in finance. Accidently […]
What I Did Today
Destined to be pickles Woke up, got up, showed, and dressed. Go me, you little bundle of energy. Went to my office. I divided my time between making a recipe for Refrigerator Pickles, looking at […]
Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/23/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Simone Biles, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, […]
Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/16/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Flava Flav, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, […]
I Did Not Medal in the Olympics
I did not medal in the Olympics. I forgot to write my trials on the calendar. The officials there disqualified me for not showing. One day I’ll be over 70 And be past my prime. […]
Former Olympic Sports Leave Fans Confused
Here’s a look at some past Olympic sports that are no longer in the games. Several years ago, baseball and softball were pulled from competition. The American women dominated in softball, while in baseball Americans […]