Tag: politics
Poopular Vote
A new study conducted in Scotland found that birds like to poop on red cars the most. I’m hoping this pooping preference might expand to the “red” states come election time. A lot of falling […]
Eight Ways To Know You Are a Baby Boomer
1. You find yourself singing “500 Miles” and crying. 2. You still have all of your old 8-track tapes. You can’t make yourself get rid of them, even though you now have all of those […]
Programming Mitt Romney
Assembled in Guangdong province by a team of wage slave nanotechnologists and engineers and sent via shipping container from the port of Shenzhen to GOP headquarters, Mitt Romney is keeping his programmers busy! Apparently, everything Mitt does […]
It’s Weiner Wednesday
One of our local shops here is calling today “Weiner Wednesday.” Apparently, it’s a day where you can get a great deal on a hot dog, however, a great deal on a Weiner really means: […]
The Bristol Palin Show – Have We Not Had Enough?
Bristol Palin has signed on to do a reality show for Lifetime Television. Palin hopes to show the world how difficult life is living in the media spotlight. I know I am not a genius, […]
Virginia is for Lovers of Jello-O and Armed Insurrections
FROM THE FILES OF: Greene County, Virginia, GOP division. March newsletter article: “Rallying Against the Living Wage,” or this one: “Is Barack Hussein Obama America’s Most Biblically-Hostile U. S. President?” And this very important article: “Political […]
I’ve Got the Perfect Mascot!
I’ve often wondered how the Democratic and Republican Parties came to have adopted the donkey and elephant for their symbols. Not that an elephant is the most outstanding choice, but how did the Democrats end […]