Reality: A Little Less Funny Concept
SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK The other night my wife asked me to hand her a bottle of water. I reached for it and said, “When I blow a dollar on a bottle of […]
SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK The other night my wife asked me to hand her a bottle of water. I reached for it and said, “When I blow a dollar on a bottle of […]
SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK My concept of camping is a great example of wanting to have things both ways. I like being away from home for a day or two … but I want to […]
SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK Sometimes I wish my dog could talk. Other times I realize how very, very good it is that he can’t. Bae—we named him Beowulf, although for all I know he […]
SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK I’ve spent a lot of time looking into what the US government spends money on. In fact, you could say I’ve spent so much time on their spending that […]
SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK I have a bad habit of being optimistic about humanity. Oh, in theory that’s a good thing. Let’s all think the best of people! Shouldn’t it be that way? Sure […]
SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK I had a chance to watch my grandkids playing in Albion’s splash pad the other day, and it took me back to my childhood: Jumping in the water, splashing around, […]
SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK I was going to make fun of soccer last week, until I realized I’d never actually watched a soccer game. It wasn’t fair, poking fun of something I had no […]
SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK Ever since Christopher Columbus first landed in the New World and hid all the Viking artifacts, America has been a land of opportunity, independence, and smallpox. Eventually the […]
SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK My wife has a lot of good qualities. Of course, if she had bad qualities I wouldn’t write about them here, would I? That’s called “preserving the evidence”. I didn’t […]
SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK Last week, I described how preparing to fix my home’s only toilet turned into a half day ordeal. The rest of the day went pretty much the way you’d expect: […]