Tag: Trump
Have A Trump-Free Day!
Have A Trump-Free Day! It is time to institute a new holiday into our already heavily laden days-off agenda. (our brethren government employees always want more excuses for days off !) With the sudden stress that […]
The Diary of Donald Trump – unedited edition?
Somehow, I got a hold of Donald Trump’s diary for the past week. It came in the mail via an anonymous source. So allow me to share: July 1, 2018 – oops, the jig is […]
The Eighty-Sixing of Sarah Huckabee Sanders
Listen, my children, I’ll tell it again The tale of the valiant little Red Hen, But that will be the very last time, Since Stephanie Wilkinson doesn’t rhyme With anything, and only slanders Rhyme with […]
“Even More Ways I, Donald J. Trump, Am Better than Obama”
“Kim Jong-un likes me best.” “My hands are smaller and daintier than Obama’s.” “Has Obama ever given Putin a sponge bath?” “Obama comes from Kenya, while I am such a true blue American I don’t […]
Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/13/18
Congratulations to HumorOutcasts’ very own Paul Lander on receiving his second National Society of Newspaper Columnists award for his ‘Ripping the Headlines’ column. Here’s what the judges had to say, and, we agree: Lander’s got […]
SPARKS BRIEF: U.S. and North Korea Make a Spicy Deal
Singapore – North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un and President Trump just made history by signing a historic document starting the two leaders on a joint venture. In an astounding press conference, following a three-hour […]