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Year: 2011

Friday Humor Devotional

December 16, 2011January 3, 2012 Deb Martin-Webster

Dear Lord, I’m so sorry about the prune danishes I left out for Santa. Please tell Mrs. Claus I’ll be happy to pay for his dry cleaning and his sleigh to be detailed. Oh, and the […]

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2 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Day, Good Clean Funchimney, detailing, diarrhea, dry cleaning, idaho, kentucky, prune danish, Texas

Rick Tebow

December 16, 2011December 16, 2011 Eric Hetvile

“Let me tell you — I hope I am the Tim Tebow of the Iowa caucuses. ” – Rick Perry. So, in other words, Rick’s lofty aspiration is to succeed despite his many shortcomings. He […]

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2 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Day, PoliticsBroncos, football, humor, politicians, Rick Perry, Tebow

America’s Got Talent…Sort of

December 16, 2011December 16, 2011 Neal Mayhem

Howard Stern will judge on “America’s Got Talent”. It’s a perfect pairing of a once powerful media giant with dwindling figures…and NBC

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Daily Musings / Joke of The DayAmerica's Got Talent, Howard Stern, humor, nbc, TV

Sheep Placenta Extract

December 16, 2011 Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden

When Jill Y woke up this morning, she was the same miserable, angst-ridden, cynical daughter of a Bon Jovi fan as before but she had drastically changed. Gone wasn’t the lack of tolerance she has […]

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6 CommentsFictionBon Jovi Fan, Jill Y, look 10 years younger, Scurvy Jane, Sheep Placenta Extract, Sugartastic Daddy John, Thirsty

The Business of Getting Out of People’s Business

December 15, 2011December 18, 2011 Charlie Kazfranco

The Obama family is featured in the latest issue of People Magazine. In the interview, Obama tells People his family isn’t on Facebook because he doesn’t want people knowing his business. The President: “Why would […]

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10 CommentsLifestyle, Politicsabsurd, facebook, humor, Leave Obama Alone, mainstream media, Obama, politics, random thought

#IfTebowWasMuslim

December 15, 2011December 16, 2011 Eric Hetvile

Recently, someone wondered whether things would be different if Tim Tebow was Muslim. My thoughts: * Scoring a FG against the Broncos would be considered “mission accomplished” * Fox News would refer to Bronco weight […]

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1 CommentFootballBroncos, Hashtags, Tebow, twitter

Kourtney and Kim Take New York

December 15, 2011December 16, 2011 Neal Mayhem

“Kourtney and Kim Take New York” was the top rated cable show in its time slot. So, yeah, the terrorists HAVE won.

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1 CommentDaily Musings / Joke of The Day, Lifestyle, Movies & TVhumor, Kourtney and Kim Kardashian, NY, Reality shows, TV

Help Wanted – But Am I A Good Fit?

December 15, 2011December 15, 2011 Donna Cavanagh

For the past month, there were rumors that my husband’s company was going through another round of layoffs.   So, me being the worry wart, started to look for another part-time job. I put my […]

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8 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Relationshipshumor, lay of, part-time jobs, relationships, unemployment

Save A Chia

December 15, 2011December 15, 2011 Stephanie Queen

So many charities call this time of year for donations, and I hate picking and choosing which ones get my money. But I have made a decision. This year, all my tax deductible dollars are […]

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Daycharities, Chia pets, donations, humor

Men on Sale at Match.com

December 15, 2011December 15, 2011 Gail Maria Forrest

I hate to shop, and I especially hate to shop during a big sale when the stores are mobbed with crazed/psycho bargain hunters. “Last Call” at Neimans almost sent me back to therapy. I was […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Relationshipsdating, dating sites, humor, Match.com, men, Neimans, sales, shopping, women

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