Haven’t You Ever Wondered —
1. Why does Santa Claus use reindeer to pull his sleigh? Why doesn’t he use dogs, like everyone else up north? 2. Why does Princess Leia wear those dumb braids that make her look like […]
1. Why does Santa Claus use reindeer to pull his sleigh? Why doesn’t he use dogs, like everyone else up north? 2. Why does Princess Leia wear those dumb braids that make her look like […]
It is what it is is an idiomatic phrase used to designate the acceptance of a particular and unchangeable state of affairs which simply must be acknowledged as the way that it is, or was, […]
2013 SPORTS YEAR IN LIMERICKS In the N’awlins Superdome this year The Ravens and the Niners were there The power went off Fans started to scoff A conspiracy by Goodell, hear, hear! Manti Te’o had […]
By Noah Vail, equine author extraordinaire Gabe might not be my best choice for publicist. Not that he lacks the skills to fire up an audience. Frankly, he fires up more attention than a […]
I have “issues” with taking a sit-down in public restrooms. I am no primadonna. I just have issues and, when the need arises on a roadtrip, I have to seek out a clean, name brand hotel for a […]
OPINION – The recent “Duck Dynasty” flap has exposed the dark underbelly of our self-described “tolerant” society. As you know, Phil Robertson of the acclaimed A&E series was recently featured in GQ Magazine where he […]
Seneca says “Only time can heal what reason cannot” and Seneca is very much right. If you can do a brother a favor and explain that to Jill Y, she might let me out of […]
I overheard my 3-year-old say, “I love your mustache.” When we got home I gave her ice cream because she said it to my mother-in-law. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 25, 2013 Divorce […]
Unfortunately, this is the true tale of the fire in my kitchen this past weekend. Please sing to the tune of 12 Days of Christmas. Don’t worry, I counted only to Five. I don’t want […]