Year: 2013
Unicorn Bites 12/24/13
Me: I hate taking orders. Wife: What if I order you to take a nap? Me: *has an existential crisis* — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 24, 2013 I show people I love them […]
Changing Rhyme Schemes, or: The not so perfect Christmas poem
SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK T ’was the week before Christmas, and I have to admit: I wasn’t feeling the spirit; not one little bit. The stockings weren’t hung, I didn’t know where they […]
This Holiday Season, Don’t Forget Those In Music Prisons
I step up to the register at Fred Meyers, clutching my copy of Elvis Presley: It’s Christmas Time. I’m well aware of how fortunate I am. Eager shoppers have decimated the once-bulging stack of Christmas […]
No Actors were used in the filming of this.
I have this massively inflated opinion of myself. In my head, I’m the ruler of 17 Eastern European countries, I print my own money and am never wrong. In reality, I am only the ruler […]
Unicorn Bites 12/23/13
Me: What do you want for Christmas? My brother: Pants. I don’t care what kind. Me: *buys him assless chaps* — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 23, 2013 Me: If I eat another bite, […]
People, It Is Time To Fight Back
We see the same story every holiday season. And I’m not talking about It’s A Wonderful Life or The Charlie Brown Christmas Special. I’m referring to incidents that may or may not be part of […]
This looks like the real thing but looks can be deceiving.
The internet is full of information and this is a good thing. Thanks to the internet, I actually sometimes come across as having a semblance of intelligence but it’s not me at all, it’s the […]