The Medical Diagnosis is Death by Healthy Food
I left work an hour early the other night after I started to have, um, digestive issues. I don’t like to abandon my partners, even for an hour, even though nothing was happening. It’s like […]
I left work an hour early the other night after I started to have, um, digestive issues. I don’t like to abandon my partners, even for an hour, even though nothing was happening. It’s like […]
Let’s talk assassination attempts. But let’s make it fun. Assassinations aren’t funny, of course. But neither is is getting injured by a mechanical device, and I’ve built several humor blogs out of that subject. Thankfully […]
If you asked me as a kid what I wanted to do when I grew up, I had an immediate answer. No hemming and hawing between plumber and proctologist, no sir. It had been clear […]
The branch of humor called punning has roots planted much further back in history than wood normally be guessed. John Pollack peels back the leaves of history to … That’s enough. It’s a book about […]
Some say the best advice when it comes to tornadoes is to keep your insurance paid up and update your will. My advice is just as simple: At the beginning of March, dig a big […]
So, we found out why our snowblower caught fire, and I think you’ll find it ironic. First of all, I was the only one who ever operated the snowblower. It’s important to know that Emily […]
A lot of people asked what I planned to do after retirement. Work, of course. I’m taking early social security, and I also have a nice retirement benefit after 35 years, but between the two […]
I was going to write a loving Valentine’s Day salute to my wife, otherwise known as sucking up. But I hurt my back (it’s that or sickness every freaking holiday and anniversary), and the med I’m […]
(These aren’t really Olympic sized thoughts–just small thoughts on the Olympics which, possibly, I wrote eight years ago. The thoughts, not the Olympics.) Probably the only downhill sport I’d have a chance of making […]
If you’ve followed me long enough, you’ve probably heard of the Infamous Exploding Lawn Mower Incident. But probably not–it happened a very long time ago, when my main social media was LiveJournal. Maybe I’ll track […]