Why do religious organizations choose to recruit people in the bathroom?
En route to Philadelphia, my Megabus made a rest stop, and when I went to use the bathroom, I saw this. To urinate? Yes. But when I flipped the card over, it was all about […]
Category: Everyday Life
How to Handle Hot Water Thieves
They come into your house – or maybe they live in your house – and they steal ALL of your hot water. Or maybe YOU are a hot water thief. If so, SHAME ON YOU! […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive me for sucker punching my husband at the dinner table. When I asked how he spent his day off, I thought he said he’d spent hours online looking at porn shops, […]
MOFO MONDAYS 8: Kickin’ Cancer in the Ballz
Daily Fiber Films and MOFO Monday introduces viewers to a very good cause! [embedplusvideo height=”352″ width=”576″ standard=”http://www.youtube.com/v/h8vqXk6UbhE?fs=1″ vars=”ytid=h8vqXk6UbhE&width=576&height=352&start=&stop=&rs=w&hd=0&autoplay=0&react=1&chapters=¬es=” id=”ep7444″ /]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please give me the strength and the talent to act surprised when my husband and kids bring me breakfast in bed for Mother’s Day with a menu of extra cheese omelet, strawberry yogurt […]
Driving With My Mom – How My Mom Drove Me Crazy
We were kids on our way down the street with our mother. Our car was a fossil. We could see the road beneath our feet and had to be careful not to fall through the […]
Who Forgets Their Panties?
For the past few weeks, there have been two pairs of panties lying on the table in the laundry room. I’ll admit that I’ve become obsessed with them. Don’t worry, not in a creepy way. […]
Sex Crazed Cicadas are Coming our Way
I have angst—serious angst. It seems in a few days a major brood of bugs will be descending upon the East Coast. When I first heard about this, I needed to find out more information […]
DNA of Your Relatives Are Only A Swab of Spit Away
I know my roots. I am second generation American. My grandparents were among the hoards of immigrants who came to the US in the early 1900s from Europe. They settled in Little Italy New York […]
Computer Viruses Not Welcome Here
Recently, WordPress sites have been under attack. HumorOutcasts has specific website tools built in to alert us if any viruses or malware have been attached to our site, and we are vigilant in checking for […]