An Email From The Top General
From: General Martin Dempsey To: All Admirals and Generals CC: Leon In light of recent developments concerning three top generals, it is essential that we clarify our policies on the use of email. Your fundamental […]
Category: Lifestyle
Extreme Holiday Gift Giving Might Leave You Up in the Air
The Holidays are arriving and with them come the Kay Jewelers commercials. Already, I have seen hokey ads that while sweet, make me want to scream. So, for those men who want to add a […]
How The Fiscal Cliff Will Revolutionize Warfare
The so-called Fiscal Cliff is on everyone’s mind these days. Among the automatic cuts set to take place on January 2 are steep reductions in military spending. Not surprisingly, defense contractors and politicians are crying […]
Welcome to My Enemies List, Channing Tatum
The Declaration of Independence guarantees every American three basic things: life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. I’ve worked hard to be born a U.S. citizen, and dammit, I don’t expect any more or less […]
Star Trek’s Cloaking Device Is Now Real
It seems science fiction has turned into science non-fiction with the announcement that researchers have invented a cloaking device. Yes, scientists at Duke University have developed a technology that makes objects seem to disappear. For […]
Think you’re having a bad day? Pity this (not so) Lucky reader.
Lucky Magazine is my favorite fashion rag, as the photos are always so pretty and the styles always impeccable. Yet, I felt just terrible recently when I came across this query from Emma in the […]
Male vs. Female, Holiday Style
THANKSGIVING DAY WOMAN: Cooking the Thanksgiving Day turkey and everything that goes with it is one more yearly chore. She has planned and orchestrated the entire feast, including who will sit next to each other […]
E L James Is Killing Our Marriages!
Observe this face. This woman may look like a simple author, who happened to have accidentally produced the world’s most successful piece of deviant fiction since the Bible. But the truth […]
I Would Totally Do Barack
Of course I would never do anything to hurt Michelle and the kids, or jeopardize national security, but if I was asked to, you know, do the president for the good of the people, I […]
Corporate Bullies: Great Role Models
Papa John of Papa John’s Pizza has decided that since he didn’t get his way in the election, he is going to take it out on his employees to cut his costs for healthcare. Maybe […]