Bambi Antlers and Baseball
I sometimes wonder how people discover things. For instance, how did the caveman discover fire? And when he did ascertain its value, how did he know to throw a carcass on that fire and […]
Category: Sports
Alien Life: You Wanna Bet?
The longer the odds, the farther they jump. This is the story of many when it comes to wagering. Some people will bet on anything with or without a pulse if there are good odds […]
Jesus Upset About Reduced Facebook Glory
Jesus, in a recent exclusive interview, expressed disappointment about reduced mentions on Facebook. “Sure, in the beginning of Facebook, it was Jesus-this and Jesus-that. People were posting status messages about me and then others were […]
Living the Life of a Lottery Winner — My Story Coming Soon
What would you do if you had the knowledge that could help you win the lottery not once, not twice but many, many times? I know this sounds like an infomercial sales pitch, but I […]
The Ugliest Baseball Players of All Time
Pretty boys like Derek Jeter and Alex Rodriguez get to screw all the hot chicks. Ugly boys like the guys listed below get screwed in print by heartless bastards like me. Don Mossi Back in […]
How Fans Can Scare NFL Owners and Players to Settle
As an NFL fan who waits for daily news about any type of progress being made between NFL players and owners, I have thought about actions I could take to help this bargaining process […]
NBC Commits the Most Egregious Sin Known to Man
This weekend, during its golf coverage, NBC committed the most heinous act ever before televised. This act caused both of the viewers to react angrily with their facebooks and their twitters. The act? Showing a […]
Dane Cook (The Roast of a Water Head)
He may have peaked four years ago, but that doesn’t mean it is easy to escape his inane drivel. That’s right… I’m saying that Dane Cook is a talentless tool. I know that I cannot […]