Never Ask a Child a Question Unless You Want an Honest Answer
As five of my grandchildren and I were discussing age, it didn’t take long for everybody in the room to figure out that I was the oldest one there, so when one of my grandsons […]
Dick’s Claim of Defending “vaginas”
At least he didn’t say the “C” word After New Hampshire State Rep. Peter Hansen(R) referred to women as “vaginas” in his defense of stronger laws to carry guns he retorted, following the firestorm […]
Just like all pictures, I knew this picture would end up on the internet
I’m not a big fan of doing things, preferring instead, not to do things. “You won’t do it”, they said. “Who won’t do it?”, said I. “You won’t”, said they. This behaviour went on for […]
Showbiz on Parade
I love interviewing showbiz celebs and insiders for my podcast Whine At 9. Now I’m thrilled to announce my new weekly online column Showbiz Analysis for Parade Magazine’s Parade.com. Each column features a Whine At […]
Jesus Tired of Our Crap, Cancels Second Coming, Would Not Sacrifice Again
Jesus announced yesterday that he’s had enough. He is tired of earth’s crap and he’s canceled his second coming indefinitely. “Look, I had a bad feeling about this way back when I agreed to be […]
Why Bigamists Should Never Post Facebook Photos
You would think that being a bigamist would require one to maintain a life cloaked in secrecy so that the whole bigamy thing goes unnoticed by the world or at least by the spouses who […]
With great thirst comes great need to quench that thirst.
With great thirst comes great need to quench that thirst. There was something different about the morning in question. Usually when Jill Y tells me to do something, I pretend not to do it and […]
Laundry Can Be Profitable
Today is my day to do the laundry. When I opened up the dryer to be greeted by a gentle snowfall of tissue flakes, I was ready to scold my lovely wife for once again […]
Apparently, only one person is allowed to be named Denise Richards.
The Boston Marathon bombing has been weighing on everyone’s hearts and minds in the hours since the blast rocked the city and the nation. And sadly, in the wake of the tragedy, more sorrow is […]