Winner, Winner, Turkey Dinner (you wish!)
Well I’m sure that many of you runners and part-time runners have signed up to do a Turkey Trot next Thursday morning. Well, good for you. You’ll be joining the thousands who, in hopes of burning […]
The Place to Take a Humor Break
Well I’m sure that many of you runners and part-time runners have signed up to do a Turkey Trot next Thursday morning. Well, good for you. You’ll be joining the thousands who, in hopes of burning […]
Researchers have successfully used Viagra, the male erectile dysfunction drug, to treat jet lag in hamsters. Reuters I was on a 48-hour turnaround to the west coast to call on Pet Place, Inc., my biggest customer, and […]
With the midterms behind him, Donald Trump feels that he has mastered the Presidency and is prepared to take the next logical step and declare himself Pope. “Air Force One is getting to be pretty […]
As a lifelong Mainer, I’m well aware that everyone I meet is probably carrying a weapon. And I’ve often seen cows plodding through our yard after escaping from a neighbor’s pasture. Still I was shocked […]
It is no coincidence that the bossa nova craze coincided with the years in which I achieved my greatest romantic success–first through sixth grades. No music is better suited to inspire thoughts of love than […]
I’ve stated very clearly my belief we’d be at war With North Korea now – if not for Kim’s and my rapport. He wrote me lovely letters, laced with scent of his cologne, And I […]
Here’s your daily briefing from Trump News Network (formerly known as Fox News). Stunning Midterm Election Victory The midterms are over, and President Trump is basking in the glow of a historic Republican triumph. The […]