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An Open Letter to Men (Just Kiss the Girl)

June 9, 2011
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An Open Letter to Men (Just Kiss the Girl)

I like to read magazines and newspapers, no mind paid to the format—print or electronic. One of my favorite segments to peruse involves readers writing in to editors or columnists… asking for sage-like advice on…

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Mayor Lund is Getting his own Reality Show!

June 9, 2011
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Yes, believe it or not the “Big Ham” Tom Lund was offered a Reality TV show.   It seems that Hollywood has discovered a new talent, and who would believe that it would be the mayor.…

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Turning on a Woman

June 8, 2011
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  If you really want to turn on a woman, send her a pic of your photoshopped bank account.

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Can my Uterus Fall Out?

June 8, 2011
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I was having lunch with my cousin, and she told me that she was doing a lot of home improvement projects with her husband that required some heavy lifting. When she told this to my…

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Queird

June 8, 2011
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It’s a fact… we all say stupid things when we’re drunk. Often times it is a slight slur of a word or phrase, maybe the alcohol acts as a lubricant to letting out the truth;…

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Auto-correct woes

June 8, 2011
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Many of you have experienced something on your phones called auto-correct, which works to help people who can’t spell and the owners of Apple products. Which may be redundant. Anyway, there’s a web site that…

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Mass Grave In Texas?

June 8, 2011
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A search for a mass grave in Texas made national news after a psychic called in a tip. Authorities searched and it was reported that there was no mass grave. But further investigation revealed that…

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Cooler or Smarter: The iPhone vs. The Droid

June 8, 2011
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Cooler or Smarter:  The iPhone vs. The Droid

There will always be great rivalries in this world:  Yankees vs. Red Sox; Army vs. Navy; Skippy vs. Jif, and now the iPhone vs. the Droid. I know what you are thinking: Everyone knows the…

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Dressing Up to Date

June 8, 2011
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Dressing Up to Date

I’m an unconcerned dresser. I get up in the morning, throw on gym shorts and a sweatshirt hoodie over the boxer shorts and t-shirt in which I slept, and think I’m presentable. It’s scary, but…

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My Grandma

June 7, 2011
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Whenever I’m alone with my thoughts, I wonder if my grandma is looking down on me, then I wonder why she likes to watch me take a crap. She was always a little different. I…

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Grand Canyon

June 7, 2011
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I’ve always loved the Grand Canyon, and I just figured out why. It’s the Earth’s vagina.

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Women Can’t Take Compliments

June 7, 2011
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People say that men are clueless. That we should pay more compliments to women. Well, I got kicked in the groin for paying a woman a compliment. We were all down at down at the…

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Six Signs Your Significant Other is Cheating

June 7, 2011
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  How can you tell if your significant other is cheating? These six signs will tell the tale for them. They stop caring if they fart in front of you, and actually make every attempt…

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Taking Down the Superbug

June 7, 2011
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More powerful than most viruses; able to ward off antibiotics in massive doses, faster spreading than Mono in a room filled with  horny teenagers: It’s a germ; it’s a bacteria; it’s a Superbug!  Yes, here…

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America’s New Favorite Pastime

June 7, 2011
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For at least the past 100 years, baseball has been considered America’s Favorite Pastime, and given that there was no TV or Internet available for most of those 100 years, it makes some amount of…

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Cartoon Gaydar

June 7, 2011
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Texas Governor Rick Perry is calling on all governors throughout the United States to come to Houston for a prayer rally. The event is sponsored by the American Family Association, which certainly sounds “American” and…

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Shift Work Sleep Disorder?

June 7, 2011
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I heard a commercial on the radio pushing a prescription for something called “Shift Work Sleep Disorder”. Apparently this “disorder” is characterized by having distorted sleep patterns after working late shifts such as 11pm-7am. Messed…

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Dane Cook (The Roast of a Water Head)

June 7, 2011
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Dane Cook (The Roast of a Water Head)

He may have peaked four years ago, but that doesn’t mean it is easy to escape his inane drivel. That’s right… I’m saying that Dane Cook is a talentless tool. I know that I cannot…

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iCloud

June 7, 2011
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Steve Jobs recently wandered out of his cave and announced “iCloud”. Which I suppose is probably just like all of the other “cloud” services that everyone else is offering, but probably with worse performance and…

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Characteristics That Inspire

June 7, 2011
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You expect people to generally value the same characteristics in a prospective candidate for office. Most people value things like leadership, determination, honesty, and the ability to take a really good picture of the bulge…

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NFL humor

June 7, 2011
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First, Michael Vick and now there is a rumor that the Eagles might get new prison grad Plaxico Burress. I guess  the Eagles are the NFL’s official halfway house.

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