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We all like presents or do we? Allow me to present to you a situation in the past. Thirsty Dave; a man who kills his liver on a daily basis by consuming copious amounts of […]
You’re on a train. You see a homeless man. He gives up his seat to an elderly woman. The elderly woman sits on the seat and gives the homeless man her groceries. It’s a nice […]
Every year at my kids’ school, they have “Red Ribbon Week”. It’s a big event for drug and alcohol abuse awareness. Each day of the week, the kids do a particular thing based on the […]
European researchers are inviting anyone who thinks they possess “Bigfoot” hair strands to hand them over so they can perform DNA testing to see if the strands help verify the existence of the mythical beast. […]
Vodka has always made me tipsy especially if it is mixed with a lot of tonic. However, if it is mixed with Triple Sec and cranberry juice and transforms itself into a “Cosmopolitan”, it makes […]
Dear Lord, please don’t judge me for drinking cheap ass whiskey. Of course the good stuff is better, but is it five bucks better, wait a second . . . why am I talking you, you’re a […]