The True Spirit Of Christmas
People like Sarah Palin keep telling us we need to “keep Christ in Christmas.” Which is strange, because no one ever kicked him out or proposed doing so. They just invited more people to join […]
People like Sarah Palin keep telling us we need to “keep Christ in Christmas.” Which is strange, because no one ever kicked him out or proposed doing so. They just invited more people to join […]
How do you know it’s the day after Halloween? Every suburban strip mall blitzes red and green, and declares that evil is SO yesterday and all the cool people are now into elves and eggnog. […]
This weekend, we were on the road, and because it’s the Holiday season, we heard a lot of Holiday songs. Let me amend this: We heard a lot of Holiday AND Christmas songs. I don’t […]
I’d like to report a chat I had today with Madam’s number two hairball pet—the cat. I’m referring to the Fluff Muffin Cat who tours around Minnesota like the dog, perched on the console of […]
Madam and I just got our Thanksgiving dinner food assignments. I’m in charge of bread, and she’s responsible for stuffing and sweet potatoes. Along with our menu instructions came a friendly Post It Note advising […]
I saw my first Christmas commercial five days before Halloween this year. Let me just go on record with this: I believe that Christmas doesn’t start until after Thanksgiving. End of story. Apparently it is […]
In an effort to thin out the Black Friday riots, big national chain stores are planning again to start on Thanksgiving Day instead. Wal-Mart is even going to launch the madness two hours earlier than […]
It’s almost Christmas, again. Ah yes, the season of cheer and office parties you can barely remember due to intoxication levels worthy of a pink-slip. But Christmas these days really means only one thing: Yup, […]