When I Was Your Age …
One of the things that I am determined NOT to become is a cranky old person. Okay, it’s easy to see why a lot of old people turn into curmudgeons. It can be hard to […]
Tag: Christmas
Don’t mention it guys, you’re welcome.
Here we go again. Just when you thought Bill Y couldn’t enrich your lives any more, I only go and do exactly that. This one is for the guys and is a lesson in how […]
Catholic School Memories: Christmas Pageants and Other Disasters
My onstage debut was unforgettable. I was Innkeeper No. Two in St. Joseph’s Elementary School’s Annual Christmas Pageant. That was the year that we First Graders were reenacting the Nativity as our part of the […]
Discounting Justin Bieber
There’s no formula to predict how long a celebrity’s star will shine, but I’m certain there are subtle clues that just might forecast the future. Browsing Target’s post-Christmas sale in mid-January (which is much more […]
More of Kathy’s Points to Remember
I’ll bet you thought you were free of these. 1. If your cat is a Bon Jovi fan, don’t let anybody know. It is a shameful family secret that must never be revealed to the […]
Thirsty Dave gets in touch with his inner child for Christmas
Thirsty Dave is a complex individual who has nothing but pure alcohol coursing through his veins. A unique specimen, legend has it that he met the devil at the crossroads and decided to make him […]
A Christmas Gift For Our Beleaguered Friends
Our representatives are heading home for Christmas after another round of Fiscal Cliff negotiations has bit the dust. The best gift they could receive would be a simple way to raise tons of new revenue […]
Holiday Decorations: Photo #2
One day I will do a thorough psychological analysis of holiday decorations– from who thinks them up to who buys them. Until then, I’ll just post the “REALLY?” snapshots I’ve been collecting this season. There […]
Holiday Decorations: Photo #1
One day I will do a thorough psychological analysis of holiday decorations– from who thinks them up to who buys them. Until then, I’ll just post the “REALLY?” snapshots I’ve been collecting this season. My […]