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It’s time for the 2nd Annual HumorOutcasts.com Holiday Card. This is our way of saying thank you to all our writers and readers. We appreciate so much the time you spend with us each […]
NOON, December 18, 2012 We come from all directions, slowly, trudging across the wet parking lot. Our hearts sink and our faces go slack when we see the line snaking out through the front door […]
The day after Thanksgiving: Black Friday! Eeeeeeek! I’m going to call in sick at work, feed the cat, then wrap myself in a blanket and pretend this day doesn’t exist. I will not leave the […]
MOMENTS BEFORE LANDING IN DENVER, COLORADO I realized with stunning clarity that I had accidentally put the four of us on a plane to San Jose, California instead of San Jose, Costa Rica. It was […]
A few years ago I helped a friend move and picked up an umbrella that her daughter no longer wanted. Testing out the girl’s umbrella, I quickly realized something – it was far sturdier than […]
Traditionally, right around now, many people ask, “Why can’t we have this kind of spirit all year long?” My answer to that is, “We do, and soon we’ll have even more of it.” […]
To Whom It May Concern: Thank you for creating the Elf on the Shelf franchise of books, cookies, plush dolls, DVDs…etc. which enable parents such as my wife and me the privilege of paying $29.95 to […]
Every year Scurvy Jane goes to Thirsty Dave’s place for Christmas and every year Thirsty Dave fails to get what he wants for Christmas. If the thirsty one was awarded pints for trying, he would […]
My dog Frankie has been suffering from Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. Somewhere between age two and three, something put the fear of God into her and now we have to “unfear” her. Thanks to private […]
Dear Lord, please forgive me for my horrific cultural blunder. I joyfully wished my British relatives a Happy Gobble-Gobble Day. After their fit of hysterical laugher they explained that I had just wished them to […]