The Place to Take a Humor Break
To Whom It May Concern: Thank you for creating the Elf on the Shelf franchise of books, cookies, plush dolls, DVDs…etc. which enable parents such as my wife and me the privilege of paying $29.95 to […]
Every year Scurvy Jane goes to Thirsty Dave’s place for Christmas and every year Thirsty Dave fails to get what he wants for Christmas. If the thirsty one was awarded pints for trying, he would […]
My dog Frankie has been suffering from Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. Somewhere between age two and three, something put the fear of God into her and now we have to “unfear” her. Thanks to private […]
Dear Lord, please forgive me for my horrific cultural blunder. I joyfully wished my British relatives a Happy Gobble-Gobble Day. After their fit of hysterical laugher they explained that I had just wished them to […]
THANKSGIVING DAY WOMAN: Cooking the Thanksgiving Day turkey and everything that goes with it is one more yearly chore. She has planned and orchestrated the entire feast, including who will sit next to each other […]
Have you ever wondered what kinds of things our favorite fictional characters would have on their shopping and to-do lists? Neither have I. Now that the subject has come up, though, we might as well […]
One of the more popular features on my site The Daily ReTORt are installments of my conversations with Cleverbot. What’s Cleverbot you ask? Cleverbot, is Artificial Intelligence (A.I.) software that supposedly learns by conversing with […]
There is no hope for me. The only thing left is to accept myself for what I am and hope that others will understand. I like Brussels sprouts. When you mention Brussels sprouts to people, […]