Give in already!
This year, we have decided to give in. That’s it. We are done. Stick a fork in us, we are ready to eat. And for God’s sake, don’t judge us, because you know what, you’ve […]
Tag: Christmas
Dearest Santa:
Dearest Santa: It has come to my attention that, because of the nature of some of the activities I have allegedly been involved in this past year, there is a real possibility that I am […]
Chanukah Schmanukah
Yes, my khev’reh, my friends, it is certainly that time of year again. The time of candles that are lit on 8 nights; the time of crappy presents and lights. It’s that time of year, […]
Parking Lot Peace On Earth
Twas a week before Christmas and I was out on my own Shopping and running; I would complain and groan “What has become of this holiday season People have lost their sense of compassion and […]
A Shower Song for Christmas
There is nothing more enjoyable than singing in the Shower. Unless you might add Christmas Carol music. Wait a moment. What if we sang a song in the shower about taking a shower to the […]
Men Think Christmas Would Be Better, If THEY Were In Charge…
Women are in charge of Christmas. That’s a fact. A survey last week, (http://on.wsj.com/t6el57) found that 0% of couples say the man takes the lead for the holidays. But deep down, men secretly […]
The Real Mrs. Claus: An Exclusive Interview
A few months ago, I received an email from an editor asking me to interview the real Mrs. Claus. I guess she thought I would give this assignment the attention it needed as […]
So, My Dogs Sing Christmas Carols
As many of you know, the holiday season is a time of year when we all could use a few more hours in the day. Personally, I find it tough to write, meet deadlines […]
The 4 Most Annoying Christmas Grinches
It’s that time of the year again – the season that is supposed to bring out the best in us, but often does just the opposite. The following is a brief list of people who […]