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The Pilfered Penis

July 27, 2012July 27, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

And out of the “EWWWW!” file although by today’s standards, it would be the “Yay, you deserve it!”  file: a man in China was ambushed in his home, but the burglars took nothing but his […]

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8 CommentsLifestyleburglary, crime, divorce, humor, Lorena Bobbitt, love, penis, relationships, revenge, robbery

Unhappy Anniversary

July 3, 2012July 3, 2012 Suzy Soro

Tomorrow would have been my parents’ 55th wedding anniversary but they divorced and went on to annoy other people.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Dayanniversary, divorce, humor, marriage

All the News that is Not so News

July 3, 2012 Stephanie Queen

Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise are divorcing; Anderson Cooper has confirmed he is gay, and the latest bulletin brought to us coutresy of FOX News: Sarah Palin is still stupid.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The DayAnderson Cooper, divorce, Fox News, gay, humor, Katie Homes, Sarah Palin, stupid, Tom Cruise

The Divorce Hotel

June 1, 2012June 1, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

Thanks to a company in the Netherlands, couples in the United States can now visit a hotel for a new type of secret rendezvous: a divorce. The Divorce Hotel, which is already popular in Europe, […]

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11 CommentsLifestyledivorce, hotels, humor, marriage

The Religious Newt Gingrich

February 1, 2012February 1, 2012 Stephanie Queen

Newt Gingrich is tired of President Obama respecting everyone else’s religion and wants him to “respect our religion instead” referring to Christianity. Gingrich, who converted to Catholicism after his second divorce and third marriage, and […]

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2 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Dayaffairs, catholic church, christianity, divorce, humor, infidelity, Newt Gingrich, Obama, politics

My Failed Facebook Marriage….

January 4, 2012March 23, 2012 Tor Constantino

You probably don’t know this about me, but I’m a sensitive soul….a petite, genteel flower if you will. I drink Celestial Seasonings sleepy-time chamomile tea as a pick-me-up. All of my under garments must be […]

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4 CommentsGood Clean Fun, Relationshipsdivorce, facebook, marriage, tor constantino

Dating in the 90s

December 29, 2011December 30, 2011 Donna Cavanagh

A 99-year-old Italian man is seeking a divorce from his 96-year-old wife because he uncovered an affair she had in the 1940’s.  The couple has been together for 77 years.  Once the divorce is finalized, […]

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4 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The DayCPR, dating, divorce, heart, humor, love, old men, Sex

Spouse Selling on Craigslist

November 23, 2011November 23, 2011 Donna Cavanagh

A  Utah woman has posted an ad on Craigslist to sell her husband. Apparently, she is tired of him sitting on the sofa all day playing video games. If she gets a good price for […]

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Lifestyle, RelationshipsCraigslist, divorce, humor, husbands, relationships, sales, spouse, video games, wives

Demi And Ashton

November 21, 2011November 21, 2011 Kevin Woolery

Now that Demi and Ashton are getting divorced, maybe she’ll start dating guys her own age, it’s too bad that Andy Rooney just died.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The DayAndy Rooney, Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore, divorce, humor

Kim Kardashian, Say It Isn’t So!

November 1, 2011 Gail Maria Forrest

Uh oh, I just read the breaking, earth-shattering news on my computer – Kim Kardashian and “what’s his name” are filing for divorce. Shock and awe, baby! Their four-day romance had restored my faith in […]

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