I overheard my 3-year-old say, “I love your mustache.” When we got home I gave her ice cream because she said it to my mother-in-law. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 25, 2013 Divorce […]
As you all no doubt have heard by now, Kanye West and Kim Kardashian have gotten engaged. And how sweet is this? For an engagement gift, Khloe, Kourtney and their mother Kris chipped in and […]
I’m a big fan of vanity license plates. I remember clearly the day I sat in traffic behind a guy with a plate that read BMR*FVR. Traffic was clogged up by cars that had tried […]
Bill O’Reilly was allegedly so angered by his ex-wife’s marriage to a Nassau County, NY detective that he used his celebrity and monetary influence with the NYC archdiocese to get his wife officially reprimanded, which […]
According to the Motley Fool, if a Google employee passes away, their surviving spouse or domestic partner will receive a check for 50% of their salary each year for the next ten years. Who says […]
Observe this face. This woman may look like a simple author, who happened to have accidentally produced the world’s most successful piece of deviant fiction since the Bible. But the truth […]
A few years ago, I got ordained on the internet. I read a few things, took a quick test, promised to do no harm to anyone and follow the golden rule and Shazaam! I was […]
And out of the “EWWWW!” file although by today’s standards, it would be the “Yay, you deserve it!” file: a man in China was ambushed in his home, but the burglars took nothing but his […]
Tomorrow would have been my parents’ 55th wedding anniversary but they divorced and went on to annoy other people.
Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise are divorcing; Anderson Cooper has confirmed he is gay, and the latest bulletin brought to us coutresy of FOX News: Sarah Palin is still stupid.