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Want to live longer? Check out these studies

October 5, 2016 Roxanne Jones

Let’s face it: we’re all getting older. From the onslaught of ads for creams to erase the visible signs of aging, to the surprising snap, crackle and pop noises our bodies begin to make, to […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyleaging, Anti-Aging, bite strength, exercise, fish oil, living longer, longevity, reactivate dead brains, signs of aging

7 Safe indoor hikes because ticks and mosquitoes suck

September 12, 2016 Molly Stevens

Last week I awoke to the sight of a doe and her fawn frolicking in our backyard. My initial reaction was, ‘Oh, how adorable’ but once they disappeared into the woods, I exclaimed, “Now even […]

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6 CommentsGood Clean Funexercise, insects, safe, Shallow Reflections

Announcing an innovative new exercise recliner

August 1, 2016 Molly Stevens

The government and health care associations constantly encourage us to exercise to improve our health. It has been tough to sustain motivation when our recliners offer us a soft place to fall, after an exhausting day working at sedentary […]

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5 CommentsGood Clean Funexercise, health care, innovative, Molly Stevens, Obama, recliner, Shallow Reflections

Summertime and the livin’ is queasy?

July 18, 2016July 17, 2016 Molly Stevens

We all know that summer is an easier time, especially for northerners who cope with severe winters. During this most beautiful time of the year, how can I find the livin’ queasy? One plausible explanation is […]

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4 CommentsGood Clean Fundeer flies, exercise, full body workout, Molly Stevens, Shallow Reflections, summer time

Answering Life’s Questions

July 5, 2016 Leslie Handler

  Should I sock away money for retirement?  Should I stay on my diet?  Should I exercise? Should I take the vacation?  Should I buy the dream house? These are the questions I ask myself […]

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2 CommentsFictionchocolate, Death, diet, exercise

I aced my physical exam and you can too

June 16, 2016June 16, 2016 Molly Stevens
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While most of the world was busy making summer vacation plans, I was in the throes of cramming for my physical exam. It’s not like I don’t know a year in advance that this annual assessment […]

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7 CommentsFictionalcohol, colonoscopy, exercise, physical exam, Shallow Reflections, weight

I Recently Joined a Health Club. Eventually, I Might Even Try Using It.

March 8, 2016March 8, 2016 Tim Jones

I’m a little discouraged. You see, about six months ago, I joined a health club with all the latest fitness equipment. But in all that time, I have hardly lost any weight. And by “hardly” […]

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7 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyleexercise, fitness, health, health clubs, workout

Forget about Low-Impact Aerobics. Try the latest fitness craze: No-Impact Yoga

November 17, 2015November 17, 2015 Tim Jones

In my younger years, I used to jog five miles a day, do 50 sit-ups each morning, and row 15 miles to work. I was a nationally recognized fitness expert and author of the best […]

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1 CommentEveryday Life, Good Clean Funaerobics, exercise, fitness, yoga

Fitness T-Shirt Motivation

June 17, 2015June 17, 2015 Suzette Martinez Standring

I’ve gone to my fitness center once in the last six months.  Considering my monthly membership fee, my gym card is the most expensive photo ID I own.  I sit on the ab crunching machine, […]

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16 CommentsEveryday Lifeexercise, fitness, motivation, Suzette Standring, tee shirt slogans, workouts

The Realist’s Workout

February 6, 2015February 5, 2015 Forrest Brakeman

At first blush, it seemed like my boss had done me a huge favor by letting me off early last week. What a great opportunity. I could catch up on some errands, do some banking […]

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17 CommentsLifestyle, Sportsbooze, drinking, exercise, Forrest Brakeman, getting off work early, humor, iliotibial band, running, salve, sports injuries, sweating, swimming, The Realist's Workout, triathlon, workout

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