Unicorn Bites 6/12/14
4-year-old: I want to wear a skort! Me: A what? 4: It’s a skirt with shorts! Me: LEAVE. NOW. I don’t allow mad science in my house. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 12, 2014 Me: […]
Tag: funny
HumorOutcasts Radio – Interview with Heidi Clements
This week, HumorOutcasts radio welcomed producer/comedywriter Heidi Clements to the show. As many know, Heidi’s book Welcome to Heidi has created more than a stir not only in Hollywood but everywhere. Both women and men […]
Kathy’s Points to Remember
Never enter a revolving door or turnstile in front of someone who is bigger, stronger and faster than you are, unless you want to learn to fly. The meek shall fall to the earth. Neither […]
Unicorn Bites 6/9/14
4-year-old: *knocks on bathroom door* Where are you? Me: In the bathroom 4: What are you doing? Me: What do you think? 4: Hiding. Bingo — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 10, 2014 4-year-old: Is Mommy […]
Unicorn Bites 6/8/14
Him: Give $1 to save the planet? Me: I’ll give $2 to save 2 planets Him: Me: I pick Venus & Mars Him Me: But not Earth. Fuck that place — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June […]