Unicorn Bites 6/2/14
Me: Go to bed 4-year-old: But I have questions! Me: You’re stalling 4: I need to know! Me: What? 4: What if I meet a talking doughnut? — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 3, 2014 Me: […]
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Unicorn Bites 6/1/14
Wife: Can you kill this spider? Me: Sure. As soon as I get out of the bathroom. *climbs out window* *leaves the country* — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 1, 2014 “I bet it would be […]
Marketing at its best.
I spent some of Jill Y’s money and hired a professional who understands math. Apparently 98% of the people I meet, always ask the same question “What is your massive problem Bill Y?”. I think […]
HumorOutcasts Radio – Interview with Paul De Lancey
I loved having Paul De Lancey on HumorOutcasts Radio. If anyone fits the description of a Renaissance Man, it is this gentleman. Not only does he possess a PhD in Economics, but he cooks, has […]
Unicorn Bites 5/30/14
4-year-old: Can I cut your hair? Me: No. Why’d you even ask that? 4: Me: 4: Me: 4: When are you going to sleep? After this, never. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 30, 2014 Me: […]
The Birds & The Bees – The Truth
When you’re the parents of imaginary kids, you know that the day is going to come when you’re going to have to explain about the birds and the bees. This is my first attempt and […]
Unicorn Bites 5/29/14
Friend: Are you coming to my mom’s funeral? Me: Is she gonna make her famous casserole? Friend: She’s dead. Me: Then I’ll pass. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 29, 2014 My wife’s favorite filter is […]
What is seen, is not invisible.
Some of the best things I have never seen have been invisible. There is a certain way of doing things that cannot be seen with the naked eye. But if you look, if you really […]
The Writer – A New Reality TV Competition
While at my daughter’s house, I watched one of the final episodes of this season’s “The Voice”. It was the first time I had watched the show so my daughter gave me a quick recap […]