Tag: funny
Opera for People Who Don’t Like It
Baritones and Basses Baritones are the sex gods of the opera world.* A baritone voice and hot looks seem to go together. The irony is that baritones, the hottest guys on the opera stage, are […]
Unicorn Bites 6/21/14
Wife: Am I your best friend? Me: I don’t think my best friend should be someone I’m scared of. Wife: *glares* I stand corrected. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 21, 2014 Sorry my phone autocorrected […]
Sometimes you shouldn’t give a man a fish
Opposites attract. I’m one of those people who makes rash decisions without thinking of consequence. 11/20/2008 – Jill Y begins getting ready to go out. 05/10/2012 – Bill Y eventually convinces Jill Y that she […]
Unicorn Bites 6/19/14
Relationship status: My wife asked me what my favorite color was and then told me I was wrong. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 20, 2014 I always hate the boring few weeks between when Kim […]
Some people are really good at getting their point across.
Every couple of years, after Jill Y and I have saved enough monies, we can afford to eat out. An amazing time is had as we both eat as well as drink in the same […]
Home Decorating Magazines Should Be Burned!
I love my studio apartment. But no matter how hard I work at it, it isn’t stunning. It looks okay, but falls short of House and Garden. A place has to be stunning to reach […]
He’s definitely not wrong.
Because our kids are imaginary, it’s hard to enroll them in school but that’s not going to stop Jill Y and I from teaching them everything we don’t know. Each night when they get up […]
Unicorn Bites 6/17/14
If murder deserves a punishment, then not committing it deserves a reward. I should get a parade for all the stupid people I spared today. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 17, 2014 Nothing says “denial” […]
Definition of Morning Person and Not Morning Person
I saw a sign on Pinterest that read “There are two types of people: 1) Morning people and 2) Those who shoot morning people.” As funny as this might be, I think there needs to […]