Winterizing: Not For the Weak
It can be nice to sit in our house and let the summer breeze blow past. Or, to get even more breeze, we could open the windows. My house leaks like a Washington insider. Over […]
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Lavender Buds Goat’s Milk Soap
LAVENDER BUDS GOAT’S MILK SOAP INGREDIENTS 1 teaspoon pale blue, lavender, or summer violet mica powder ¼ cup isopropyl alcohol 1 tablespoon butter or alcohol 2 pounds goat milk’s soap base 1 teaspoon […]
Wanda Wunder Wonders About Ants
Wanda Wunder turns her fertile brain to a long-standing problem. – Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D. Check out my latest novel, the hilarious apocalyptic thriller, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms? It’s published by HumorOutcasts and is […]
Unicorn Bites 6/17/14
If murder deserves a punishment, then not committing it deserves a reward. I should get a parade for all the stupid people I spared today. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 17, 2014 Nothing says “denial” […]
Unicorn Bites 3/29/14
Clerk: How many balloons do you need? Me: Enough to lift my house. Clerk: Pixar movies aren’t real life. Me: SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH! — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 29, 2014 I have 2 little […]
Unclogging my Life…or at Least the Kitchen Sink
This morning, I woke up to a clogged kitchen sink. I went to get my plunger, but it was nowhere to be found, and I mean nowhere. It’s not like I would have accidentally thrown […]