The Place to Take a Humor Break
I-tal-ian (ĭ-tălˡ-yən). noun. A native of the country of Italy, or one who is descended from natives of Italy. Characterized by enormous intelligence, great talent, compassion, generosity and high moral principles. A superior person. All […]
Do not let your cell phone fall into the toilet. It can’t swim, and it will drown and die, taking all of those messages and pictures with it. Always blame the computer when it becomes […]
Prince Nigel is the Queen’s second cousin, twice removed (twice removed, forcibly, from Buckingham Palace. He now lives in Battersea). After leaving school, Prince Nigel settled into his bedsit with his collection of anoraks and […]
Coffee, salad dressing, ketchup and marinara sauce are all programmed to seek out your white blouse and kill it. The year you have a big tax refund due you is the year you will put […]
This is for all of you caffeinated Catholics out there who still go to Confes … er, the Sacrament of Reconciliation.[1] Warning: This is only for those who are reckless enough to make suggestions to a […]
One of the nice things about a fridge is its door. If you pile up a mess anywhere else in the house, it’s going to be visible, unless you shove it under the bed or […]
Life is certainly not unstrange or unweird. When you’re little, you spend so much time trying to find Waldo that very little else matters in your world. Stuff happens and you might grow up and […]
Nobody looks forward to getting old. That would be like looking forward to your next root canal. The aging process is not inherently fun. It isn’t all walkers and hearing aids, though. There are some […]
