A Tax Credit To Defeat ISIS
I like comedy in part because I can learn more by watching a 30-second clip of John Stewart than I can during an entire day watching MSNBC or Meet The Press. Comedians are more insightful […]
Tag: ISIS
Syrian Refugees Refusing To Move To Texas, Louisiana, or Alabama
As thousands of Syrian refugees flee the terrors of both a brutal Syrian regime and the despicable terrorist scourge known as ISIS, many are refusing to be settled in many American states, most notably Texas, […]
Meet The A.I. Responsible For Every Controversy Since 2002
This is big so pay attention. The moment I send this in, the clock is ticking. I’ve obtained documents regarding the X-109 contextually-layering replicating program, the latest in clandestine artificial intelligence that is about to […]
Trouble In Paradise?
The Washington Post is reporting that the Islamic State appears to be fraying from within. This from their March 8th reporting: The Islamic State appears to be starting to fray from within, as dissent, defections, […]
Wrap Your Head With a Face Blanket?
Has this cold winter frozen a few too many brain cells? I’m asking because I saw a new product being hawked over the internet, and I am perplexed because I think it’s real, and I […]
Ebola or Camels: How Will You Die?
Unless you’re already dead—perhaps from a virus—you’ve probably heard about the latest thing that will kill all of us. And by all of us, I mean Americans, because, after all, we’re the ones who truly […]
Celebrities, We Need Your Help
President Obama has pledged to not put American boots on the ground in fighting ISIS. Predictably, old white guys on TV who’ve never experienced combat are saying this is a huge mistake and American troops […]
Renaming ISIS
ISIS, the Islamic terrorist group, is upset with the French for dubbing them Daesh which is a translation of an Arabic moniker which means “to trample.” The reason for the name change is that the […]
A Message From God: Lines Are Open, Call Now
I’m an expired catholic and a little rusty on the praying front. In fact, I think the last time I prayed as a paid-up member of a religion was when I asked Saint Martin to […]