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What I Did Today

October 12, 2024 Paul De Lancey

Venus. It’s hot. Woke up, got up, showed, and dressed. I graciously accept a medal for Achievement in Adulting. Went to my office. Saw no bunnies outside my window. Got bored. Dabbled in finance. Accidently […]

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1 CommentEveryday LifeAchilles, Achilles heel, adulting, athlete, bunnies, chocolate chip, cookies, global economy, ice cream, internal combustion, muscles, olympics, Physical Therapy, Time Machine, Venus

What I Did and Didn’t Do Today

September 12, 2024 Paul De Lancey

My quarterback stunt double I went to physical therapy today to get the muscles in my lower back and legs stretched. Indeed, I am making progress despite spectacular fall in the kitchen last night. My […]

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1 CommentEveryday Life, Footballcomic chef, good food, kitchen, lower back, murders, muscles, NFL, Physical Therapy, progress, Quarterback, recipes, starting, stunt double, Super Bowl, TD, thriller

A Fine Outcome

September 5, 2024 Paul De Lancey

Farine du Ble sat down. She had spent all day cleaning that room. What for? No one ever used it. Still she tidied. Her muscles ached. Now it was time for reading. She openned her […]

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New Missions?

March 27, 2014March 27, 2014 Thomas Sullivan

Are these soldiers: a) Fleeing to their barracks because George W. Bush has just started his “Mission Accomplished” speech? b) Victors in a game of Capture The Flag? Or c) Doing a foot race to […]

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Spinach Wisdom

June 27, 2012June 27, 2012 Neal Mayhem

Popeye was right. A study says spinach DOES gives you muscles. But, when you’ve eaten it, and got the muscles, aim higher than Olive Oyl.

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The Muscle Confusion Workout — Is my Pain Worth It?

August 3, 2011 Donna Cavanagh

I will admit that my brain is already addled from everyday wear and tear. It can get confused easily, so I try not to overload it with too much information. So, in an effort to […]

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13 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, LifestyleArnold Schwarzenegger, confusion, humor, muscles, Pepperidge Farm Milanos, tastykake, That 70s Show, workouts

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