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Tag: nutrition

Wisdom for Dummies

May 29, 2020May 29, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

Be honest. Even if no one had ever discovered the health benefits of #chocolate, wouldn’t you still be eating it?

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Wisdom for Dummies

October 8, 2019October 8, 2019 Dorothy Rosby

Of course, I would never eat dessert for breakfast! But would you pass the chocolate chip muffins and waffles with whipped cream.   Find more dubious advice in I Used to Think I Was Not […]

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IMPORTANT HEALTH SAFETY WARNING: THESE FOODS WILL KILL YOU!

April 14, 2015April 4, 2015 Tim Jones

It seems every week there is a new study about yet another popular food staple that has been linked to cancer or heart disease. It’s all very confusing. First experts tell you that grape juice […]

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3 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyledieting, food, health, nutrition

Got Any Cheese to Go On That 30-Day Chip?

August 23, 2013August 28, 2013 John Hartnett
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1 CommentEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Relationshipscooking, diet, gluten free, nutrition

My Mama Done Told Me

August 7, 2013August 28, 2013 John Hartnett
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3 CommentsGood Clean Funamy chau, helath food, nutrition, parenting, soda, tiger mother

Humans Are Getting Dumber

May 24, 2013May 24, 2013 Stephanie Queen

According to a study by the University of Amsterdam, the human race has been declining in intelligence since the Victorian Era. Reasons for this are many including environmental factors, access to quality education, nutrition,  and […]

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On Target (Literally): College Students Return Home

May 11, 2012 Dr. Nancy Berk

Now that college students are back home, parental fridges are packed with double the stuff. And rarely are we forced to think outside of the box. I live in fear of the nutrition police.

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WhoNu The World Could Be So Sweet?

February 13, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

While shopping for food, I came upon these new “Eat Your Vegetables” chips that provide one serving of vegetables in each ounce. These are not the pretty tri-colored tortilla chips that restaurants serve instead of […]

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