A F’Rigging Ponderable

As an existentialist, I ponder, if a certain-candidate-who-shall-remain-nameless wins the election, is the election still rigged? And do we contest it because it’s rigged? And, does this mean the other candidate’s classified emails were just […]

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Bipartisan Parmesan: The Cheesy Side of Politics: Lever No. 9

After his completely unexpected popularity American voters are seriously curious as to whom Presidential Candidate, Da’Chump will choose as his Vice President.  After careful contemplation and consideration his choice became obvious.         […]

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Bipartisan Parmesan: The Cheesy Side of Politics: Lever No. 8

If Hillary Clinton gets the Democratic Presidential nomination she should choose Mark Zuckerburg as her running mate.  She’d have unlimited social media and campaign exposure.  She wouldn’t need to rely on Wall Street funding  and […]

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The High Wire Act of Life

When I’m not Netflixing and chilling with my bae, I’m staying on fleek while getting turnt at my favorite drinking establishment with my mains, because, after all, YOLO. Am I right? And it’s pretty remarkable […]

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Throwback Thursdays: Scott Walker Glows On Cosmo Cover

MADISON, WI — Republican presidential hopeful Scott Walker graced the cover of Cosmopolitan magazine in June 2015 to respond to criticism of his silence on same sex marriage. Walker, who appears in drag on the […]

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Jeb Bush Accepts Hennessy Endorsement, Appeals With Young Black Voters

MIAMI, FL — Black History Month brings out the best in politician voter relations.  Just yesterday Republican presidential nominee hopeful Jeb Bush became the newest brand ambassador for Hennessy liquors to kick off positive race […]

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