FIFTEEN SIGNS YOUR HUSBAND IS THINKING OF VOTING REPUBLICAN
l) “The Art of the Deal” is the first item on his Amazon wish list. 2) He’s changed his password to “BigHands” 3) The bumper sticker on his car says WHO CARES ABOUT YOUR HONOR […]
Tag: Roz Warren
Micropigs and Einstein’s Eyeballs: What I Learned From Magazines This Week.
It is the one year anniversary of Our Bodies, Our Shelves by humorist and Librarian Roz Warren. Released on National Librarian Day last year, the book earned so much support from this brave community that […]
Herds of Bison and Endless Vacation: What I Learned From Magazines This Week
Reading Magazines this week, I learned that: ViaGen will clone your dog for $50,000. (Departures, 3/16) There is a global movement to exempt tampons from taxation. (Time, 4/4/16) One of Ronald Reagan’s first acts as […]
The Itchy Vagina Blues
One of the worst things about having an itchy vagina is that you can’t really complain about it. If you have a bad headache, or your back goes out, you can kvetch and get sympathy. […]
Sixty-One Year Old Librarian Finds Happiness With A 900-Year-Old Time Lord
I’m thinking of quitting my job so that I can pursue my true purpose in life, which is keeping up-to-date on David Tennant. David Tennant is the adorable Scottish actor who played the Tenth Doctor […]
ALLIGATORS, LIP GLOSS AND SEX IN SPACE: WHAT I LEARNED FROM MAGAZINES THIS WEEK
According to both Russian and American space authorities, nobody has ever had sex in space. (Popular Mechanics, February 2016) Wealthy people don’t watch a lot of TV. (Money, March 2016) The more sleep you […]
Tuxes, Tapestry, Birds and Foxes: What I Learned From Magazines This Week
2015 was the warmest year ever recorded on earth. (Time Magazine, February 1, 2016) Bernie Sanders has never worn a tux. (Time, February 1, 2016) There are 300,000 registered personal drone owners in this country. […]
Are You A Mystery? Or a Trashy Romance?
A colleague recently posted an intriguing question on my favorite Face Book Librarian hangout: “If you were being sold in a library book sale, which table would you be on?” She had her first response within […]
Library Work! It’s a Dream Job.
I work at the circulation desk at a public library. I recently had a dream in which one of our most challenging patrons apologized for being such a nuisance, then meekly paid all her fines. […]
Librarians! Here’s A little Snark to Brighten Your Day
Although some members of the public imagine that we librarians are paid to sit around on our tushies reading books all day, anyone who actually works at a library knows that it’s a tough, challenging […]