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Family Research Council Finally Concludes Research, Determines “We Are Jackasses”
Yesterday Family Research Council President Tony Perkins announced that the research council had at last concluded its long scientific endeavor which began in 1983, and the result is that the group has determined that it […]
No Panties Allowed
I recently saw this sign outside the Wal-mart dressing rooms. I’ll have to be more conscientious about following the rules next time. I wonder what the attendant woud say if I stripped out of my […]
Walmart Goes Academic
This year Walmart has gone collegiate, adding mini-me versions of their chain stores on two college campuses. This will be the first time in forever that there will be college-related rollbacks. Unfortunately, saving 55 cents […]
Contact Manager
I recently had to wait 15 minutes at the Walmart cash register because my container of spinach rang up as “CONTACT MANAGER”. No manager could be found and 3 different people attempted to solve this […]
You’re Joking Right? Episode 3
Welcome to a new edition of “You’re Joking, right?” Dr. Nancy Berk and Donna Cavanagh discuss a real life “Attention Wal Mart Shoppers” story, a unique career niche we never knew existed, and a Toy […]
No Walmart Greeter Job for Paula Abdul
Soon, Walmart will be doing away with its famous “greeters”, the employees whose “Welcome to Walmart” signature phrase takes the sting out of standing in line behind the guy who thinks repetitive belching in public […]