The Joys of Marriage
Tag: wife
Love Messages To My Husband….Sort Of
My husband never listens to voicemails from me. I find this strange because if I got voicemail from me, I would listen immediately. In fact, I might actually ignore the call from me just so […]
Trolls, Potions, and Myths, Oh My!
The other night, I was diligently working from my home office when my husband interrupted to ask me a question. Okay, so maybe I wasn’t doing so much of my actual work that earns me a paycheck. Perhaps when […]
Laundry Can Be Profitable
Today is my day to do the laundry. When I opened up the dryer to be greeted by a gentle snowfall of tissue flakes, I was ready to scold my lovely wife for once again […]
One Flew Out of the Cuckoo’s Nest
A woman is accused of trying to poison her husband in a very creative way. Apparently, this was going to be a murder-suicide thing as the woman “stuffed” (I don’t know the correct term for […]
Jesus and the Little Woman
Recently, an ancient papyrus fragment was discovered that mentioned Jesus had a wife. Which certainly makes it easier to understand why he was so willing to get on that cross. In fact, now I can’t […]
I LOVE MY WIFE!
This morning I saw a guy with a bumper sticker that said, “I LOVE MY WIFE!” … most likely placed there by her in order to mark him as unavailable and keep the prying eyes […]
The Wife of Jesus
Recently, some ancient parchments were discovered which made several references to the fact that Jesus was married. To a woman. This information has been very shocking to those who have long believed that Jesus hung […]
A Little Snip Cannot Cure Marriage Woes
May I ask how life gets to this point ? A 69-year-old woman in Palm Springs, California tried to pull a Lorena Bobbitt on her 62-year-old husband to whom she has been married for 32 […]
Main Reason Gingrich Wants to Repeal Healthcare Reform
Many people are surprised to discover that Newt Gingrich was in favor of a mandate for individuals to purchase health insurance in the 90s and as late as 2005. He changed his mind when he […]