Year: 2012
Women are Mysterious
In recent news, the smartest man on wheels, Stephen Hawking revealed that he, too, spends most of his time thinking about women. And I, for one, feel much better for knowing that, because I also […]
I Pledge Allegiance to The Cat
I adopted my cat from the New York City ASPCA in March of last year. The ASPCA was careful to give me all the information they could about my cat’s background and to make sure […]
Dora the Explorer
My daughter learned a lot from watching Dora the Explorer when she was younger, like, that it’s perfectly acceptable to put boots on a monkey. She also learned how to see really well with only […]
Baby baby baby,oh no!
I’ve got a bad cold and I’m coughing so much, please someone get me that stuffy, sneezy, achy, makes you so high Justin Bieber’s music sounds good, pass out wherever you take it cold medicine, […]
Why is there so much suffering in the world?
Some people are happy. Some people are angry. Some people are happy for a reason. Some people are happy for no reason. Some people are angry for a reason. Some people are angry for no […]
The Exploding Microwaveable Potato
I was nuking a microwave-ready sweet potato in, of course, the microwave. Microwave-ready means that it’s wrapped in plastic and bears a label that says microwave ready. I don’t think it’s any different than regular […]
Beyonce’s Blue Ivy
In the tradition of Hollywood, Beyonce and her husband, Jay-Z, have given their first born an unusual name, Blue Ivy. I guess this baby’s name opens up a score of possibilities that will allow the […]