Wisdom for dummies
Year: 2022
Swiss Women Use Assisted Suicide to Combat Male Snoring
WINTERTHUR, Switzerland. Selina Bless used to arrive at her job as a pastry chef every morning at 6:30 a.m., tired and haggard-looking. “Once I am up, I am up,” she says with resignation, “and my […]
Meatball Soup and Missing Planets
Colombian Soup MEATBALL SOUP(Sopa de Albóndigas) INGREDIENTS 2 garlic cloves1 green onion¼ cup minced yellow onion2 tablespoons vegetable oil¾ pound ground beef⅓ pound ground pork½ cup bread crumbs2 eggs½ teaspoon cumin2 tablespoons vegetable oil¼ teaspoon […]
Russian Soldiers Emerging from Ukrainian Toilets “Do Not Represent an Invasion,” Claims Putin
Russian President Vladimir Putin is vigorously denying rumors that the 5,ooo Russian troops that surfaced yesterday in toilets throughout Kiev were the first wave of a military strike against Ukraine. “It was just a routine […]
Lack of Holiday is Gauling for Freedonian-Americans
KNOB NOSTER, Missouri. For Zliewg Norblek, the dead of winter is always more painful than it is for most people, a fact he tries without success to conceal. “First Columbus Day, then Martin Luther King […]
Holy Criminal Clothing, Batman!
While streaming late one night, I found the old Batman series with Adam West and Burt Ward. I know the show is campy, but I have to say I was intrigued by one major aspect […]
For One Young Director, Film Noir’s as Dark as Crankcase Oil
SOMERVILLE, Mass. When Evan Winslow earned his bachelor’s degree in film from New York University last spring he had visions of being the next John Huston, or at least Peter Bogdanovich. “You spend four years […]
