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Author: Kathy Minicozzi

Kathy Minicozzi is an opera singer turned aspiring writer, who lives somewhere in New York City. In other words, she's weird, but harmless. She is the author of "Opera for People Who Don't Like It," in which she turns the world of opera and its performers upside down while, at the same time, making it understandable to non-opera lovers and making everyone laugh.

Who Has My DNA?

August 9, 2015August 9, 2015 Kathy Minicozzi

I recently got my DNA tested by National Geographic’s Genographic Project. Since I am a female, they could only do a really deep analysis of my mitochondrial DNA, going way back to prehistoric times. This […]

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16 CommentsLifestyleancestors, DNA, dna testing, funny, geneology, humoroutcasts, Italians, Jewish ancestors, Kathy Minicozzi, Neanderthals, northern Europeans

Diary of a Sick Person

August 1, 2015August 1, 2015 Kathy Minicozzi

Saturday Night Hmmm. I feel like I might be coming down with something, as in kind of yucky, if you know what I mean. I dare any sickness to invade my body! I laugh at […]

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7 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestylecolds, diary, funny, funny stories, humor, humoroutcasts, illness, Kathy Minicozzi, viruses

Kathy’s Points to Remember

July 27, 2015July 27, 2015 Kathy Minicozzi

(I’ll bet you all thought I was through with these!) 1. Coffee is necessary to maintain life as we know it. 2. If you are out of coffee, you are justified in spending the day […]

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3 CommentsGood Clean Fun, Words to Think Uponchocolate, coffee, funny lists, housecleaning, humor, humoroutcasts, Kathy Minicozzi, Kathy's Points to Remember, points to remember, random thought

The Real Meanings

July 21, 2015July 21, 2015 Kathy Minicozzi

If you look between and behind the words of well known catch phrases, acronyms, sayings, etc., you can often find their hidden, but true, meanings. Here are some examples. 1. Some assembly required. You will […]

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5 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestylecatch phrases, common phrases, euphemisms, funny, funny lists, humor, humoroutcasts, Kathy Minicozzi, real meanings

Computer Totin’ Granny

July 17, 2015July 17, 2015 Kathy Minicozzi

Well, I can’t be a granny because I’m childless, but you get the idea. At my age, I should not be a computer nut. I should be mailing handwritten invitations instead of going on Facebook […]

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10 CommentsGood Clean Fun, Lifestyle, Technologycell phones, computers, humor, humoroutcasts, Kathy Minicozzi, old people, old people and technology, scanners, technology

Dear Me

July 13, 2015July 13, 2015 Kathy Minicozzi

July 13, 2015 Kathy Minicozzi ___ ____ _____ _____ Bronx, NY _____ RE: Letter of Resignation Dear Me: This letter will serve as notice that, effective as soon as possible, I am resigning from your […]

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How NOT to Attract a Man (10 Easy Suggestions)

July 10, 2015July 10, 2015 Kathy Minicozzi

Many books and articles have been written about how to attract a man. I was thinking about this, and it occurred to me that the market has been glutted with how-to advice when it comes […]

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Warnings That We Should See, But Don’t

July 5, 2015July 5, 2015 Kathy Minicozzi

On a bag of Peanut M&Ms: The contents of this bag can be highly addictive to people with no self-control. On a group of really hot firemen who are grocery shopping together in Stop & […]

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Getting Old is Not For Wimps

June 24, 2015June 24, 2015 Kathy Minicozzi

Take it from an over 60. Getting old is not for cowards. In fact, anyone who lives past the age of 65 should be given the title of hero. Why, you ask? Have you ever […]

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Not-To-Do List

June 11, 2015June 11, 2015 Kathy Minicozzi

Okay. I got the idea for this from the absolutewrite.com website, where writer’s prompts from David Sedaris can be found. If you think this is silly, blame him. We have 1 birthday per year and […]

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