Honey or vinegar? A fly’s dilema
It might be true that you get more flies with honey than vinegar, but who wants flies? Who did this study? Why? I’m not sure what person would want more flies, but […]
Author: Lisa Newlin
Lisa is a humor writer who plays an unconvincing lawyer in year life. She prefers dogs to most people, and food over most everything. Her blog, http://lisanewlin.com will make you feel better about your own life. It will also remind you that vodka is the answer to everything. (Except if the question is "What should I throw on this fire?" Then the answer is definitely NOT vodka.)
She is also a co-author of the bestselling humor books, "I Just Want to Be Alone" and "'You've Got Lipstick On Your Teeth,' And Other Things Only Heard From Your Friends In The Powder Room." You should buy them immediately on Amazon.com.
Low Standards…
Guns N’ Roses clearly had low standards for what constituted “Paradise City.” Green grass and pretty girls really aren’t that uncommon. If that’s all they needed to consider a city paradise, any golf […]
Dear truck driver who tried to hit on me today while driving
Dear trucker who tried to hit on me today, Yes, I saw you. How could I not? You were hauling 5 tons of equipment as you drove past me, making motions with your tongue that […]
I bet Bob Seger didn’t think about that…
If Bob Seger loved old time rock and roll so much, he should have done something other than write a “new-time” rock and roll song about it. I would think a t-shirt would have […]
A letter to my beer
Dear beer, Thanks for last night. I had such an amazing time with you and your friends. You were incredible. I’m sorry I initially resisted the urge to see you, but deep down I knew […]
A Farewell Letter to Summer
Dear Summer, Don’t go. What can I do to convince you to stay? You’re my favorite season of the year, and I’m sad to see you go. I keep trying to convince you to stay, but apparently I […]
Why are we all screaming?
We might all scream for ice cream, but I scream the loudest because I fricking love ice cream and I’m also super competitive. Either way, I’m proud to be an ice cream screamer, even if […]
Proper Work Etiquette: A Cautionary Tale
I wish it was socially acceptable in the U.S. to take a nap at work. Unfortunately, they frown upon that behavior, especially when it’s done in the conference room in the middle of the […]